You decide - begrudgingly - to respond to your message. How you hate this man. You haven’t even turned on your usertags for this DM because you can recognise him instantly.

// Greetings, XH.

// There is important business I must discuss with you anon.

// Kindly contact me as soon as possible.

// You have not contacted me soon enough.

// Contact me as soon as possible.

// This is an urgent matter.

W#AT IS IT YOU NONCE?? W#AT COULD POSSIBLY BE SO IMPORTANT?? I TOLD YOU TO NOT PIN9 ME UNLESS ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!!

// I didn’t ping you.

well you set my notifications off. thats 9ood enou9# for me

// But, it’s factually incorrect.

SHUT UP I DONT WANT TO #EAR FROM YOU AT ALL UNDERSTAND

// Are you sure? I think you would be rather regretful to not have this important information.

YES!! YES IM SURE!!

if t#ere was somet#in9 SO IMPORTANT t#en i t#ink i would BLOODY KNOW ABOUT IT OKAY

so

leave

me

alone

// Your loss, o great herpetoid.