Oh! Yeah, HH isn’t the only one online right now. Let’s check.
-- misterVampire began a conversation at 21:17:08 --
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ hello my friend !! how are you today bveh
xH: o# vampy #ow are we
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ im okay !! um do you have time to talk about something important bveh
xH: yea# anyt#in9 to 9et away from ##
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ who ?? bveh
xH: ##
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ hashtag vat exactly bveh
xH: no i mean #elpful#abeas
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ i forgot how annoying your keyboard is bveh
xH: its fiiiine
xH: wait werent we supposed to be doin9 somet#in9
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ oh yeah bveh
xH: so w#at did you want to talk about
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ ve have to discuss k bveh
xH: w#y w#ats wron9
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ k is just acting a little veird i dunno bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ its kind of scaring me bveh
xH: weirder t#an usual i presume
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ oh my god yes bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ ok but its actually so concerning !! im actually genuinely vorried bveh
xH: youre worried about everyt#in9
xH: all you want is fun fun fun like come on v you #ave to settle down at some point
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ ?? vat does that have to do with anything ?? no no no bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ like
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ ks being creepy… bveh
xH: 9o on
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ like
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ i vas eating lunch in my room the other day bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ and then all of a sudden i get a notification on chemicle bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ “puzzledServant has initiated a conversation vith you”
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ so i go over to my computer bveh
xH: i dont see anyt#in9 weird here vampy
xH: is t#is anot#er one of your novelty trolls
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ no no i svear this is serious bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ k sent me a message that said:
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ “HHEY V YYOU HHAVE TO STOP EATING THAT SALAD THERE ITS GOING TO RRUIN THE CLOUDS”
xH: top ten random
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ no but it vasnt random bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ i vas eating some salad or other just sitting vith my pillows on my bed bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ but i ignored the ominous message of doom bveh
xH: as one does
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ as one does bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ but get this bveh
xH: w#at
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ as soon as i ate another bite of rocket i heard thunder bveh
xH: coincidental but not necessarily odd
xH: are you sure youre not just 9amin9 yourself
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ no no trust me
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ it vas thundering bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ but there vere no clouds in sight bveh
xH: no cars?
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ farm estate
xH: farm estate
xH: crap
xH: ok probably just coincidence
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ unless the lightning strike that killed bessie was also a coincidence ?? bveh
xH: BESSIE??
xH: NOT THE COW???
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ yes the cow bveh
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ and then as soon as it happened i got another message
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ “TTOLD YOU IT WOULD HHAPPEN”
xH: mm
xH: no t#is is stupid
xH: no way t#is is real
xH: if it was you would #ave called me by now or somet#in9
mV: •̀ᵥᵥ•́ no cass trust me bveh
xH: fat c#ance
mV: •̀︵•́ come on
xH: you play tricks on me all t#e time
xH: no point cryin9 bat now
mV: •̀︵•́ cass…
-- xenoHerpetoid ended conversation --
Idiot.