Let’s start this again.
Your name is CASS SIWARD. As previously mentioned, today is NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY. In fact, it is as far removed from your birthday as possible, since your birthday is September 8. This would make today your half-birthday, although you know exactly zero people who celebrate such an event.
You generally enjoy doing such things as WRITING, especially using your CUSTOM-BUILT INKWELL complete with an ANTIQUE SWAN-FEATHER QUILL (which you can see on the desk beside you).
You’re also quite enthusiastic about ALTERNATE HISTORY and SOCIOLOGY, especially regarding scenarios which result in PAN-LATVIANISM. As far as you know, you’re not descended from even a single Latvian, in fact, you are Welsh and somewhat Danish, but you really like the idea of Latvian domination.
You don’t get around a lot. You’ve been to school maybe two days in your life, despite being FOURTEEN, but you’re still quite INTELLIGENT. But perhaps not in the subject matters that are taught there. You digress – you’re quite a shut-in, however, you do in fact speak to your five friends on THAT NEW CHAT WEBSITE, CHEMICLE. Stupid name.
Your tag on said stupid website is xenoHerpetoid and you speak like t#is. the # and 9 keys on your keyboard are broken, so you’ve 9ot the next best t#in9. people 9et used to it.